Friday, January 19, 2007

Humorous thoughts

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Drive carefully; it's not just cars that can be recalled by their maker.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY READING THE DIRECTIONS.

If you are lost, admit it and ask a native for directions.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.

Nobody cares if you can't do things perfectly, just get up and do it